It
was learned earlier today, that the "yoo-Hoo"...
Pantyman is throwing his hat, I mean his, er, panties, into the
political ring and has joined in the group that is running for
President.
Pantyman
for President:
Not just another bum in Washington.
The
"Panty Party" as it is called, has promised change
in Washington. A party source has revealed that the party
platform includes a promise to re-work the government from
the bottoms up. "People are important" the
anonymous source said, "You have to show a little undie-standing
and never leave the people behind. That’s the mistake that
all other parties have made. We promise, if elected, that we
won’t make asses of ourselves and that our administration
will never get caught with its panties down!"
Pretty
bold words coming on the backside of the recent turmoil in the
State’s Capital. "Yeah, this past Presidential term was
quite the bummer," commented our source. " The people
need and deserve more. The Panty Party believes that everyone
deserves the bare essentials. Peace, love and undie-standing for
all!"
This
reporter can only hope that Pantyman won’t be just another bum
in Washington. A brief outline of the partie’s platform,
however, does offer up some hope. The party mandate includes:
The people’s right to bare Pantygrams
Tax reform - No more taking it in the backside
World Wide Bikini Day
Foreign Affairs - It’s okay if the spouses agree
Boxers or briefs - a question of choice
Education - It’s a good thing! New course to be offered
– the language of lingerie
Healthcare -A Pantygram a day, keeps the doctor away
Military -immediate issue of more funky undies
To
help get out the Panty Party message, "yoo-Hoo"...
Pantyman will be travelling across the country on the Panty
Express. He’ll be hard to miss - the old fashioned steam engine
is covered with panties of all shapes and sizes with a giant pair
of Stars and Stripes Boxes waving proudly off the caboose.
One
of the toughest choices that political candidates have to make is
in deciding who their running mate will be. Not so for "yoo-Hoo"...
Pantyman. "That’s choice was easy," our source bared,
"Tom Jones - Now there’s a man who knows his panties."
A political ploy to get the female vote? Maybe, butt we’ll have
to wait and see what this reporter can uncover.
Stay
tuned, an exclusive interview with "yoo-Hoo"... Pantyman,
on board the Panty Express is soon to follow. We’ll also be
uncovering the bare facts of the political campaign as it
progresses, including the great debates expected in the near
future.
So,
keep your eyes out for the Panty Train, and be sure to email us if
you want "yoo-Hoo"... Pantyman to visit your neck of the
woods. Send emails to Pantyman@pantygrams.com
