YooHoo man, Pantyman
Delivering panties
All over the land...
Sending undies
Bringing joy
Here he comes
He's such a cheeky boy...

Lookout, here comes "yoo-Hoo"... Pantyman

What’s he got ?
In his hand?
Don't be afraid
It’s a Pantygram...

Lookout, here comes "yoo-Hoo"... Pantyman

He makes you laugh
Makes you smile
If only for
A "brief" while

Lookout, here comes "yoo-Hoo"... Pantyman

Now he’s gone
His job’s done here
Off again, to spread
some panty cheer

YooHoo, there goes the Pantyman!